What is on the Internet? Cow Tipping Cow tipping is the art of finding a sleeping cow, creeping up to it and pushing it over. Cows sleep standing up and this makes pushing them over possible. Here are some tips: Make sure the cow is asleep Make sure it is a cow, it should have udders, if it doesn't run away quickly and quietly Don't tip a cow standing next to an awake cow without udders Push them down hill so gravity helps if possible Run away quickly afterwards, angry cows can run quite fast. Unfortunately, a lot of the 'good' links about this urban legend have vanished from the internet, but they were there! Cow tipping is an urban legend, of which there are lots, try this page: http://www.urbanlegends.com